Cassie, Musings of a Cheshire Tart

Blow Job, Fellatio, going down, smokin’ the bone, giving head, cocksucking, doin’ the nasty, oral sex.

I think you get the idea what this post is going to be about.The dictionary.com definition is: oral stimulation of the penis, esp. to orgasm.

So,there I was once again, kneeling between a blokes legs, gently stroking his erect column of flesh and musing on how to start this one, start at the root and lick upwards or tease the tip with my lips and move down or maybe just suck him in all the way in one smooth move.

"Well blow me!" thought Teddy!

I know this sounds like pure titillation, but it is exactly what is going through my mind at that point. Fact is I pride myself on giving good – no excellent – head and I have been told a number of times that this is not an empty boast. I love doing it and get great satisfaction seeing, hearing and feeling the effect my administrations have on my subject.

Going by what I am told, not many women enjoy this pastime as much as I do and hence these definitions I found in www.urbandictionary.com :“what an asshole makes a girl do when he’s horny and there’s no condoms.”Or “the reason a bride smiles as she walks down the isle is because she know she has given her last blowjob” well, good I say, all the more for me, lol.

But seriously, I didn’t like my first experiences with BJs either, mainly though because the first man, who initiated me to them just used my mouth as another hole to ram himself into, without care or consideration to what it was doing to me and how I felt and that seemed to set the pattern.
Personally I blame porn movies for a lot of this, just as they seem to teach us that it is normal to pull out at the point of ejaculation and spread spunk over any body part apart from where nature intended.
One comedian said in ten years this will be the cause of a huge drop in birth-rates and have couples flocking to infertility clinics, only to find this ancient doc trying to convince them that the radical and disgusting practice of the male staying inside the female when cumming is the solution, lol, many a truth is said in jest.

But I digress once again, porn images seem to teach us that the best blow jobs are the man pumping deep and hard into his victim’s mouth and that choking the girl is expected.
And for a while I thought that was it too, then I got lucky and the guy I was with would just let me play with him and experiment – the inquisitive scientist in me kicked in and I watched and felt, tasted and prodded, licked and stroked, sucked and tickled … ahem … you get the picture.
I marvelled at the way the scrotum moves of its own accord (I can still play with and watch a man’s balls for hours) and the way the texture and colour of the shaft and glans change … ahh, such fond memories.

It is how I learnt to read the signs when to change the pace, depth or the pattern and how to tune into what is working for a particular man and what isn’t.
Of course you can find a number of step by step guides to a good technique on the internet and in literature and as result be able to perform a good fellatio, but you need to love it and pay attention to the guy’s tiniest reaction to make it a mind blowing cocksucking.

Some more interesting and funny definitions from the urbandictionary.com:“A blow job is basically when a guy’s like, “Hey! Wanna suck my dick?” and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, “Okay.” After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.”
Hehehe
“What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.” Ouch!
I liked this one:““What a woman does to express that the male has a vehicle of substantial value.”
And this one really made me laugh:“oral sex upon a man’s penis. hurts with braces.”

Well now I can’t write about blowjobs without mentioning CIM, that would be plain rude.
It really is a matter of taste – literally – many ladies, even the ones that enjoy going down simply do not like the taste. Lets face it even the nicest spunk really is not the greatest flavour in the world, nutricious yes, tasty not so much. It does depend on the lifestyle of a man right down to what the bloke has had to eat and drink on the day. The best tasting comes from a non-smoking, tea-total vegan – and, yeah, I know – how many of them are around and going to select this particular tart!
My way of dealing with it is to try to catch the ejaculate as far back in my mouth as I can and to swallow it immediately, whilst focusing on the pleasurable sensation of a cock pulsing on my tongue and warm, silky (actually slimy, but that doesn’t sound very nice, lol) liquid flooding and gliding down my throat.

Ok, to finish off this post a little joke that tickled me:

Bottoms up!

Man wakes wife late at night: “Honey, I’m dying for a blowjob.”

Wife says as she turns over: “Wank in a glass dear and I’ll drink it in the morning.”