Archive for July 20th, 2010

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Why does it always rain on me?

 

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? ♪♫♪

Or is it my adult wicked ways?

If someone would like to whisk me away to a sunny place anywhere, please contact me – I’m sure we can come to some mutually beneficial agreement?!

Maybe a lonely sheik with his own oasis?

Or a needy millionaire with his private Caribbean island?

Or just an average Joe, Pete or Dave for two weeks self catering in Spain?

Sounding a tad desperate? Lol… Too right, just look out the window…

From your soaking wet (not in a good way) independent escort in Chester.