Cassie, Musings of a Cheshire Tart

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Oh hell, my vacuum cleaner broke, I’ve only had it for about 18 months.

It has a sleeve on the handle to operate a joint that allows to hoover under furniture, the sleeve is the only thing that keeps this joint straight when putting pressure on it, so being made out of fairly flimsy plastic is a definite design flaw.

Or is it?
This model of cleaner also has all the control switches in the handle, so replacing it cost about £20 less than the cleaner cost in the first place and with it breaking after the warranty has expired…

Well, I decided I would not pay this much for something that would probably only last another year.

After a lot of research, I bought a Dyson DC22, the 5 year guarantee seduced me and the professional and buyer reviews swayed me and the 15% discount at Argos convinced me.

Now, I had always vowed that no appliance can be worth spending that much extra on it, cyclone technology or not a vacuum cleaner is a vacuum cleaner is a vacuum cleaner – right?

Oh boy, am I eating my words, I love my little cyclone: compact, incredible suction, light, easy to empty and as far as I can tell a strong, sturdy design.

Hehe, some of that could be said about my favourite men!

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But seduction isn’t making someone do

 

what they don’t want to do.

Seduction is enticing someone into doing

what they secretly want to do already.

Waiter Rant

So come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly… ;o)

I love Cheese, hard cheese, soft cheese, cream cheese, blue cheese – the stinkier the better.

So I jumped at the chance to go into town today to watch the annual Chester Cheese Rolling Championships, this is one of the pre-events that start up the Chester Food and Drink Festival, with the main event happening on April 3rd–5th at the Racecourse.

Teams of local retailers and restaurants enter into the competition pitting themselves against each other and teams from Lancashire and Stilton. The teams start in relays rolling a block of cheese by hand around an obstacle course and after a number of heats the competition culminates in a breath taking finale of the two best teams.

On the one hand side it is funny to watch as the cheeses have a mind of their own and try their best to escape, but it also has me wondering how many contestants are booked in with a masseur for after the event, running around bent double like that must play havoc on your back and I am sure that those guys would far rather be sitting down to a slab of that cheese with a hunk of bread and a mug of ale. I know I would!

I’m finding writing about the event doesn’t seem to be as amusing as it was and I guess you had to be there.

Anyway, The Chester Cheese Shop won. Congrats and I’ll have some Goats cheese and some Gorgonzola.

 

Today I had a lovely visitor in the form of George McCoy of McCoy’s Guide (to Adult Services) and author of 6 guide books covering parlours, agencies and independent service providers.

George contacted me the other day to arrange a meeting to include me in his guide and to discuss including me in one of his articles in the Daily Sport.

At first I was disappointed that the deep, manly voice did not belong to a prospective client, but I was obviously delighted to become a part of George’s site, why wouldn’t I be? After all everyone in the adult industry has at least heard of McCoy’s Guide.

George is a perfect gent, a consummate professional and absolutely adorable. We had a very interesting, if way to short chat, but he did have other people to see and already had the pleasure of another lady’s service.

I look forward to entertaining him again, when he is back in the area and maybe I get to find out what is hiding underneath that flat-cap and snappy outfit. ;oP